home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?
It’s time to separate faith and politics
my favorite picture on tumblr.
*screeches internally because of writers block*
“You’re going to have to move. You know that, right?”
Update: she is not going to move.
Anonymous asked: Is your mama a MILF?
I-I don’t know…? What? I don’t even-
My family was too busy to witness me rolling around and making whining noises trying to get up after lying on the floor
I’m telling you man
Everyone misses out on my golden moments
I was having a staring contest with Jenny earlier.