culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?
19/6/13 @ 9:56am • 24481 ♥
It’s time to separate faith and politics

It’s time to separate faith and politics

"I usually solve problems by letting them devour me." Franz Kafka (via sugarandair)
18/6/13 @ 9:14pm • 1982 ♥

(Source: rosy-ruby)

18/6/13 @ 8:45pm • 73772 ♥
le-paon-blanc: my favorite picture on tumblr.

le-paon-blanc:

my favorite picture on tumblr.

(Source: netforce0)

18/6/13 @ 8:25pm • 54954 ♥

*screeches internally because of writers block*
tagged as I am just saying.
18/6/13 @ 8:24pm • 0 ♥
“You’re going to have to move. You know that, right?” Update: she is not going to move.

“You’re going to have to move. You know that, right?”

Update: she is not going to move.

18/6/13 @ 8:02pm • 4 ♥

Anonymous asked: Is your mama a MILF?

I-I don’t know…? What? I don’t even-
18/6/13 @ 6:45pm • 0 ♥

My family was too busy to witness me rolling around and making whining noises trying to get up after lying on the floor

I’m telling you man

Everyone misses out on my golden moments
18/6/13 @ 6:39pm • 3 ♥
I was having a staring contest with Jenny earlier.

I was having a staring contest with Jenny earlier.

18/6/13 @ 6:10pm • 2 ♥

milkxo