Deep and his Mother are coming down for a visit :)
It’s going to be interesting though because Deep’s mother is 65, Nepalize like her son, and doesn’t speak a single word of English. She only speaks Nepali and I believe a local dialect of Dari.
Of course Deep speaks great English (with an accent) and a ton of other local languages, which is why the army recruited him.
So yeah it’ll be interesting to see how that language barrier will influence our conversations.
This is how my friends and I interact.
- My Father: How much was your ticket again?
- Me: Fifteen dollars.
- My Father: Just pay it. It's not worth appealing.
- Me: UH YOU MUST BE OUTTA YOUR DAMN MIND I GOT THAT TICKET BECAUSE I HAD TO TAKE SAM TO THE HEALTH CENTRE FOR AN EMERGENCY AND THE HEALTH CENTRE PARKING LOT HAD NO DAMN PARKING SPOTS LEFT I AM NOT PAYING FIFTEEN DAMN DOLLARS FOR HELPING MY FRIEND DURING A MEDICAL EMERGENCY
- My Father: Oh for God's sake I'll just give you the money.
YES this was the show! FUNNY BONES!
In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street
and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house,
and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs
and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar
and in the dark dark cellar…. three skeletons lived!
people attempting to hit on me
boyfriends and dates who were way too clingy
people creepin’ on me
flirting that never goes anywhere
Oh the life of me. And no one really has any idea about my love life because I don’t talk about it.
There is a certain someone who won’t take a hint.
Not like they ever do.
Apparently this certain someone was trying to scam my phone number out of Sam the other day. C-c-creeepy!
